Pfc. Jessica Lynch survived capture by Iraqi forces, rescue by U.S. Army forces and grilling by U.S. media about sensitive topics with equal grace. She has been decorated with the ribbons of the Bronze Star, the Purple Heart and a POW medal. Plus, she has a best-selling book and is getting married. She has been so good this year that even Larry Flynt feels protective of her.
Stocking Verdict: Two tickets to a deserted tropical island for her and her fiance to get away.
Rush Limbaugh quit his ESPN job over racial comments about Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb. Then, he became a potential target for a Palm Beach investigation into the sale and use of illegal drugs. Finally, he came clean about his addiction to prescription painkillers and checked into rehab. 2003 has been a rough year for Rush Limbaugh.
Stocking Verdict: Pill-sized football-shaped black chunks of coal.
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